Doodie!

Caddyshack is one of my favorite movies. My kids and I always crack up during the scene with the Baby Ruth candy bar in the swimming pool.

The other day, my friend John told me a funny story which reminded me of "Doodie!" He said that when he was young, a group of kids rang the doorbell at his house. They were all wide-eyed and agitated. They told John that he had better get his mother and go to their backyard and stop his sister Linda from eating dog poop. I thought Linda must have been a toddler, not knowing any better. John said he and his mother went out back and found Linda counting money. Knowing how to count money, she must have been old enough to know not to eat dog poop. They asked what she was doing and she told them that the neighborhood kids had been paying her to eat "dog logs." John's mom rushed her into the house and started to call the doctor's office. Then, Linda told her mom that she had taken some freshly baked brownies and squeezed them in her hands into globs that looked like dog poop. Then she put them around on the grass in the backyard and boasted that she'd eat them for a price.